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Joke of the Day
"Helpful weight loss tip: Don't eat so much, you fat piece of shit."
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"After I drink coffee I like to show the empty mug to my friends... We work in IT and I tell them that I have successfully installed JAVA. They kind-of hate me."
"What do you call a drunk dinosaur? Stagger-saurus."
"Kinda cool how Earth is the largest planet in the whole world."
"What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th? I only have eyes for ewe, dear "
"We should re-fi, so we can get some hi-fi and watch sci-fi on the wi-fi."
"He who farts in church..... Sits in his own pew. (Courtesy of my wife)"
"Observational humor isn't funny See?"
"Him: your so funny, smart & beautiful how are you still single Me: *you're"
"What do you call a bunch of zombie chickens? The Bawking Dead"