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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a drunk dinosaur? Stagger-saurus."
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"What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain? In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex."
"What did the man say to the suffocating clown? You've got to be choking"
"""Metric system? You mean the easy measurement system based upon multiples of 10, that every other country uses? Na. We're good."" - America"
"The dinosaurs died for our sins."
"Old man and old lady... Old man amd old lady were lying in bad. Old lady: You know, I still can put my legs in air. Old man : Me too!... but, who gonna fuck us?"
"Why couldn't the lizard be aroused? He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)"
"For Halloween I'll give a girl a purple Yu-hi-oh card and a crown.. So she can be my trap queen."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road murdered the chicken's family."
"What's the powerful weapon in Greenland's arsenal? The Nuuklear Bomb"