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Joke of the Day
"We should re-fi, so we can get some hi-fi and watch sci-fi on the wi-fi."
Next Joke
"Take your ex out tonight (one bullet oughtta do it)"
"IMHO = I Miss Hall & Oates"
"Why doesn't God like grapefruit? Because he doesn't fucking exist."
"Did you hear what happened to Lithium? He was arrested for battery charges. Some say he's bi-polar."
"Sorry I yelled: BLESS YOU and handed you a tissue after you told me you loved me Blow your nose, it will pass"
"My grandad gave me some sound advise on his deathbed. ""It's worth spending money on good speakers"", he told me."
"The five senses are touch, smell, sight, hearing, and..... It's on the tip of my tongue..."
"a man goes to a crowded church walks up to the only available seat and says ""is this seat *SAVED*?"
"What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection? A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry."