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Joke of the Day

"What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th? I only have eyes for ewe, dear "

"I grew up near the man with the record for most concussions. He was just a stone's throw away."

"I like my women the way I like my wine... 15 years old and locked in my cellar on a rack."

"What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline? You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo."

"It is truly easier to forgive your enemies than figure out how to limit their access to your facebook page."

"I firmly believe in taking care of one's body... That's why I protect mine in a thick layer of fat."

"What's it like never being flaccid? Hard."

"Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ? To improve his bite !"

"What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick."

"Her: ""Honey, I want to be with you 24/7"" Him: ""Ok, see you on the 24th of July"""