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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bunch of zombie chickens? The Bawking Dead"
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"Think of how horrible Ray Rice and the NFL had to act in order to make TMZ seem like brave investigative reporters"
"3 database admins walked into a nosql bar A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table"
"A woman visits an astrologer Astrologer: Would you like me to tell you your husband's future? Woman: No you tell me his past, I'll decide his future."
"3 blondes walk in to a bar you'd think one of them would have seen it"
"Why did the Indian chief name his daughter. 99? Because she was always under a buck"
"Change the last word of your favorite movie title to ""Impregnator"" e.g. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's **Impregnator** Transformers, Revenge of the **Impregnator**"
"Son: Dad, why'd you name me Achilles? He's from Greek mythology. Dad: Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
"[Job interview] ""What are your strengths?"" Me: I fall in love easily. ""Erm, okay... what are your weaknesses?"" Me: Those blue eyes of yours."
"Your mama so fat.. Her curve set everyone's grade to A+"