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Joke of the Day

"How do you know a girl is too young for you? When you have to make airplane noises to get your dick in her mouth"

"Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?"

"You can't give me a mini fan at work and expect me not to spend the whole morning pretending I'm a model doing a photo shoot. It's science."

"What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it? A pepperonly pizza!"

"How does a American mom know her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son's cock"

"I hear the FDA just approved Bill Cosby.... Common side effects include drowsiness, loss of memory, taste of penis, and in rare cases, sore genitals."

"The elevators aren't working and I work on the 10th floor. I just may become the first person ever to call in sick from the security desk."

"What's the difference between a new anal plug and a used one? The taste."

"Would you like to hear a joke? Donald Trump"

"All life is precious. Unless you're an accountant, then you welcome sweet death."