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Joke of the Day

"I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?"

"Eat shit dude! No seriously, it's good for your eyes. You've never seen a dog with glasses have you?"

"""i feel bad for homeless people, BUT"" 9 times out of 10 nothing good comes after this"

"Why doesnt Justin Bieber shop at Modells? He loves Dicks"

"What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline ""PLAGIARISM"" have in common? THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!"

"Someone came to my door today asking for donations to the local swimming pool So I gave them a glass of water"

"Advice in elections How do you win an election? By giving out candy"

"Dating. I met my wife at a Singles Bar. Funny thing is, I thought she was at home looking after the kids."

"Whoever put the 'b' in subtle was a clever bastard."

"What is Whitney houstons favorite type of coordination? HAAAANNNNNND EEEEYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE"