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Joke of the Day
"YSK: Daylight Savings Time ends tonight, make sure to reset all your clocks. Oops, wrong sub"
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"*donates my body to science* Science: no thank you"
"Life is like a box of chocolates It really sucks if you have diabetes"
"My dental hygienist retired after working 55 years... All she got was a lousy plaque..."
"while out today at a restaurant... my waitress had a black eye. so when i ordered i made sure i talked verrrryyyy slowww obviously she wasnt a good listener."
"What will be on the Denny's Menu when ISIS takes over? The Grand I-slam"
"Why do Italian men grow moustache's? So they can look like their mother."
"What do you call a fat Asian? moo-lan"
"What kind of food do the cool fish eat when they study math? Algae bru"
"Someone called me a horse today... I just looked at him and said ""Nay!"""