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Joke of the Day

"You were a great man, Christopher Columbus ... ... to think you had the foresight of giving me work off 5 centuries later."

"What's the difference between a Japanese person and a cannibal? One eats Ramen, the other eats Raw Men"

"My friend begged me to stop playing Wonderwall I said maybe."

"As told to me by my 5y/o nephew at the dinner table... Why did the elephant cross the road? &nbsp; Because he farted!"

"TwoXchromosomes is so annoying. It sounds like a bunch of crying girls all joined up in one place."

"World population will soon pass 7 billion, over twice the people of just 50 years ago, and I can still only find about 3 that I can stand."

"What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus? ""Allahu Akbar!"" I'm going to hell for this."

"Single bells, single bells,single all the way oh what fun it is to see couples fight all day hey!"

"Why did god invent whiskey? (x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world"

"Me: *goes to jail for murdering coworkers* Boss: You're still coming in early tomorrow, right?"