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Joke of the Day

"Fidel Castro said he wouldn't die until America was destroyed. Well, looks like he died 17 days after."

"Funniest Superbowl moment The Broncos..."

"I was talking to a nice young women last night, she asked me if I like breast or legs. I told her what I really like is a nice shaved snatch. Apparently I'm not allowed in KFC anymore."

"What are feminists best at in mathematics? TRIGGER-nometry"

"It's the same old story; boy meets girl in park... ... boy parks meat in girl"

"Hell of a way Americans celebrate thanksgiving. ""Turkey shoots down Russian fighter jet"""

"What kind of gun does a firefighter have? A water gun."

"How many Catholic priests does it take to screw a lightbulb?"

"I was worried about the price of bread in India But then I realized it's a naan issue."

"If we all winked, laughed out loud, stuck out our tongues and blew kisses in real life as much as we do in texts...it would be very creepy."