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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma? A dank statement."
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"Good ice-breaker How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice I'm.."
"What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person? You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message."
"My wife can't cook so she asked me for help in baking a cake. I told her to separate 2 eggs... She put one in the bedroom and one in the bathroom.. Ijit."
"Why do the Lannisters have such big beds? Because they like to push two twins together to make a king. (Game of Thrones ref)"
"I noticed my car making this odd rumbling noise I think it might have gas."
"My throat has been sore ever since I ate that tin of beef. I think it felt a little horse. Thank you. Tip your waitress."
"I was walking down the street When I ran into Oedipus; so I said, ""what's up motherf**ker?"
"Women think that they can do the same things as men... But they haven't successfully oppressed an entire gender"
"[Spanish Joke] Cual es el marido de la ballena? El autobus, porque va lleno!"