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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about Polish Roulette? It's played exactly the same way as Russian Roulette, except with a semi-automatic pistol."

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"So my buddy thought it'd be a good idea to get an inspirational tattoo on his forehead... Boy, was his face read."
"When I was a kid growing up in the Cold War, I had nightmares about the Russians. They wrote long novels. And professors made me read them."
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