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Joke of the Day
"What do robots do at the rave? They torque."
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"i have a little piece of wood i like to gently hit my wifes breasts with.... its a mammary stick."
"I was playing football with some SJWs. They found my playing strategy highly offensive."
"You shouldn't come back, because later you'll still want to leave."
"Dr: it looks like you've contracted sumatta Me: what is that? Dr: what is what? Me: sumatta Dr [grits teeth]: say it together"
"I bought some shoes... I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day."
"I don't have a girlfriend.... I just know a few people who would get mad if I said that."
"If I'm on a date and can't think of anything to say I just make it look like I'm busy trying to figure out what a smell on my fingers is"
"I'm really against picketing. I just don't know how to show it."