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Joke of the Day

"Two sex workers enter Trump's Russian hotel room. Sex worker: ""On a scale of one to 10, how would you rate us?"" Trump: ""Urinate"""

"My friends hate me because I make too many Linkin Park references. but in the end it doesn't even matter."

"What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated? Works it out with a pencil."

"What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian? One is a snack cracker and the other a crack snacker."

"Star Wars Joke Obi Wan Kenobi to Luke Skywalker at a brothel May the whores be with you"

"How can you tell if a redditor is a pedophile? When you make an ELI5 post, you end up receiving a dick pic."

"""I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK IT SOUNDS GROSS THAT'S WHAT WE'RE CALLING IT"" - Guy who named the sweater."

"Did you know Jesus had a Ford That's why he walked everywhere"

"Watch My lesbian friend gave me a Timex for my birthday. I don't think she understood me correctly when I said I wanna watch."

"What do you get if you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?"