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Joke of the Day

"Houston, we have a problem Whitney Houston Jokes Whitney Houston to star in her new film. The Bodybag. One more.., If she wasn't before, Whitney Houston is definitely 100% soul now."

"Q: What lives in the sea and yells? A: A clam shouter."

"I met this guy who said he was a Mir Space Station cosmonaut. But I thought it was quite an achievement."

"A recent archeological dig was finished at historic Stratford-upon-Avon They found many typewriters and many, many, more monkey skeletons"

"How can you tell when a Canadian is successful? He dies in his LA home at 82."

"I would feel morally obligated to eat whatever I kill... So please don't try to rob my house..."

"What do you call a cow with no legs? My severely diabetic sister."

"Doctor: The tests came back. They don't look good. The tests: ok wow this is the kind of attitude that made us leave in the first place"

"Just bought lean chicken breasts instead of hot wings for supper because I'm a stupid fucking mature adult."

"I don't mean to brag, but I just ate a sandwich without taking a picture if it first."