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Joke of the Day

"A leading rabbi has ruled that marijuana is kosher Now we know what kids are gonna be doing for the Jewish High Holidays..."

"A: We are moving to nicer street B: So are we going to more peaceful one A: Really? You are moving too? B: No, we are staying"

"how many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just shoot the room for being black"

"Why do we hit things when they don't work? Because it worked with slavery"

"What did the doctor say to the terminally ill deaf patient? ""Now, this may be difficult to hear..."""

"If Hooters had delivery, would they be called knockers?"

"ShermanFury @ShermanFury, so clever...."

"A black woman had 5 sons name Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone and Tyrone.... How did she tell them apart? She called them by their last names"

"I turned my phone on ""Airplane Mode"" and threw it into the air. Worst transformer ever."

"Two parrots were sitting on a perch One says to the other... Do you smell fish?"