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Joke of the Day

"Is there a Hallmark card for ""I think it's time we try anal""? There should be."

"I've spent half my money on gambling, alcohol, and wild women. The other half I wasted."

"What type of bees produce milk? Boo-bees!"

"Google+ is not a ""ghost town"", because a town filled with ghosts would actually be fun."

"Confess to murdering a relative while you're contestants on Family Feud. That way your family will be forced to applaud & say ""Good answer!"""

"I know this guy just hit the walk button, but I'm gonna hit it again b/c he looks like an idiot who can't do anything right."

"What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?? Well hell-if-i-know!"

"I'm more excited to see my suitcase come down the baggage carousel at an airport than I am to see most people."

"i blame everything on the illuminati. stale bread? illuminati."

"*goku flies into the sunset* not knowing how the sun and earth really work he says ""WHAT THE HELL WHERE'S THAT SUNSET BEEN FLYING FOR DAYS"""