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Joke of the Day

"Small problem with Donald Trump's like logic. Yes Donald, you can build a wall, yes you can make the Mexican's pay for it. But who's gonna build the wall?"

"Officer, if I can't stand in the shoulder of the road, screaming and crying, then maybe they shouldn't call it the breakdown lane."

"Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans? Because you're breaking wind."

"Q: Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's? A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends."

"What is the last thing you want to hear after sucking Willie Nelsons dick? ""That's not Willie Nelson."""

"Brace yourselves!! The flowers, candy and jewelry mobile uploads are upon us....."

"When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs? I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs."

"A police officer accidentally arrested a judge who was dressed like a convict for a costume party. He quickly learned to never book a judge by their cover."

"What is the Similarity between McDonalds and Anal sex? When we were young, we were told McDonalds was fine for us. But when we grew up... we found out it wasn't at all!"

"Q: What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date? A: Shore."