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Joke of the Day
"What did A and B look for at the beach? A ""C"" gull!"
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"Two muffins were in an oven. One says to the other, ""Damn, it's hot in here."" The other one says, ""Holy shit! A talking muffin!"""
"On Average, ovulating women prefer rugged & masculine men. Menstruating women prefer men duct-taped and on fire."
"What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house? A poultrygeist"
"There was an explosion at a French cheese factory De brie everywhere."
"I tape microwave popcorn to the ceiling cause it's cheaper than a smoke alarm."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar... and the bartender gets excited. The bartender says, ""Hey, we've got a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper replies, ""You've got a drink named Greg?"""
"My girlfriend was upset when I brought home a vibrator... it rubbed her the wrong way."
"A man orders a drink at McDonald's Cashier: $1.08 sir Man: Sure, I'll wait"
"I'm a lying birch Username checks out."