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Joke of the Day

"On Average, ovulating women prefer rugged & masculine men. Menstruating women prefer men duct-taped and on fire."

"Two flies are sitting on a steaming pile of horse manure. One of the flies grunts and breaks wind. The other fly says, ""Geez! Do you mind? I""m trying to eat over here!"""

"It takes more muscles to frown than to smile. I've learned to hate fun because I want a super buff face."

"Stop it with the Apple Hate Jokes. You're making the doctors come back again."

"What's the best way to make an egg roll? You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this..."

"A lot of women are turning into good drivers. So, if you're a good driver, watch out for turning women!"

"what's the difference between reddit and 9gag? A week"

"What is long, green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger."

"How do programmers like their snacks? Byte-sized."

"I have no idea what Steampunk is except that it must be healthier than Fried Punk."