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Joke of the Day
"There was an explosion at a French cheese factory De brie everywhere."
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"What's orange and red and crawls along the side of the road? A wounded cheesie."
"What's the difference between a group of pigmies and a lesbian track team? One of them is a bunch of cunning runts"
"The tennis factory near me got closed down after local residents complained... Apparently they were making a racquet."
"What do you call a star-spangled pubic wig? A'merkin"
"What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library? Overdue"
"Someone keeps adding soil to my allotment overnight. It's an absolute mystery as to why though. The plot thickens..."
"What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? Dam."
"Dance like nobody's watching. Paint like your girlfriend doesn't text you too much. Sing like you didn't struggle with algebra in 9th grade."
"Farts are the air to my throne."