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Joke of the Day
"If your Uncle was an animal, what one would he be? An Aunt-eater."
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"What's so lame about a duck President? Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!"
"If loving copies is wrong, I don't want to be copyright."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because YOLO"
"Mama Bear: Ok but last time Papa Bear: Thanks, babe [she puts on a Goldilocks wig] Mama Bear (falsetto): I can't sleep here! It's toooo hard"
"Girl are you a mathematician? 'Cause you turn my quadratic parabola into a linear straight line."
"One time my dad caught me smoking an e-cig so he took me out to the shed and made me smoke an entire VCR."
"EMT: [opens my shirt revealing bread covering my nipples] You faked cardiac arrest for this? Me: Just say clear and make my grilled cheese."
"What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel? Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!"
"Ran into the apple store and used their bathroom .... iPeed"