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Joke of the Day

"A woman was breastfeeding on the bus today. A man looked and said ""OMG!"" That's disgusting! Looking back on it, that might not have been the best time to masturbate."

"A very tough question to answer If con is the opposite of pro, then isn't Congress the opposite of progress?"

"Hey, did you guys know Vicodin *isn't* like Flinstones chewables, at all."

"My local newspaper was holding a contest... For the best puns last week so I submitted ten, sure that at least one would win a prize, but no pun in ten did."

"What did earth say to the other planets? You guys have no life!"

"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car"

"Everyone my age is older than me..."

"How do you call a nazi that doesn't react? A neon nazi"

"The Golden Globes is how everyone else on twitter gets revenge on sports fans."

"Bad Joke? What did the 2 sundaes say to eachother? I wish it was SUNDAY"