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Joke of the Day

"Two types of people in the world.... Ones who pee in the shower, and motherf**kin liars"

"What sound does a Baroque chicken make? Bach Bach Bach Bach"

"What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)"

"Sports are a lot like porn... Great ball handling skills can make a lot of money."

"The tennis factory near me got closed down after local residents complained... Apparently they were making a racquet."

"What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building? A comickaze"

"Whoa there, pregnancy test. You just tell us yes or no and we'll decide if it's positive or negative."

"I heard it was medically impossible for a quack doctor to make me straight But my chiropractor managed to realign my spine. He was kinda cute too."

"How do you think bus driver interviews go? Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!"

"Change is hard, especially the nickel."