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Joke of the Day

"How do you think bus driver interviews go? Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!"

"""Doc, it's embarrassing, but I don't feel sexy."" ""Try wearing the wife's panties."" ""Really?"" ""Yeah, the red ones with the lace are nice"""

"A funeral procession led by a woman and her pit bull. There are TWO hearses. ""The Widow"" by Katy Franco [Joke-A-Tini]. Funny and fun to watch. http://youtu.be/2B7Acry2pms"

"I don't understand why we're always sending pills to Africa... I mean... aren't you supposed to take them after meals?"

"Dark humour is a lot like food Not everyone gets it"

"What does Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common? They both stick their raw meat into five year old buns. It's been almost 6 years...is it okay to make jokes yet?"

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros? Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)"

"What is your favorite dumb joke? Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally."

"You do a lot of yoga? ""Yeah"" So you must be really...(winks) annoying"

"I was bitten by a mosquito today. It sucked."