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Joke of the Day
"What sound does a Baroque chicken make? Bach Bach Bach Bach"
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"Turns out if you scream for no reason long enough, you get the rest of the day off from work."
"What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding? Thanks for the mammaries!"
"How do you weigh a Hipster? In instagrams"
"My grandad fought in the war, he was posted to germany. He was Missing In Action for weeks, because the army couldn't afford recorded post."
"What does Kayne West masturbate to? He masturbates to the sight of his ego."
"""What are you doing tonight?"" Gonna smoke some Herb. ""Nice."" -guys who work in a crematorium"
"How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook? Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook."
"I am woman, hear me ignore."
"What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk."