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Joke of the Day

"Sports are a lot like porn... Great ball handling skills can make a lot of money."

"It was hard work, but I finally fixed the laundry machine The wife beater is nice and clean again :)"

"I tried to play counter strike the other day It felt like a France simulator, I kept getting shot by terrorists"

"What do you call the Dollar Tree stores in Britain? Pound Town"

"You think your day was bad? I just had a 15 minute long argument with a couch cushion."

"The bassist walked past the bar."

"How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb ? There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb."

"It's raining cats and dogs... I hope I don't step in a Poodle!"

"People say size doesn't matter... But I'd like her better if she didn't have a dick at all."

"I won a contest to go trick or treating with Arnold Schwarzenegger this year. Wad thinking of going as Beethoven. He'll be Bach."