207321

Joke of the Day

"Sports are a lot like porn... Great ball handling skills can make a lot of money."

"What do you call a horse with a broken leg? Worthless"

"looking for roommate, utilities included. if you're taller than me, i get to ride your shoulders when we are in the same room. no exceptions"

"What do you call a cat that torrents movies? A copy cat."

"The French Navy Q: Why does the new French navy have glass-bottomed boats? A: So they can see the old French navy."

"I just realized that my sex life is like my movie habits. I stick it in, lean back, and fall asleep halfway through."

"Dad Rabbit: Who is this Daughter Rabbit: My BF Emo BF Rabbit: gotta go babe, My band Bad Hare Cut has practice *flips ears away from eyes"

"Apparently, you can only say ""look at you! You got so big!"" to children. Adults tend to get offended."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brigham ! Brigham who ? Drigham back my sunshine back to me... !"

"I just saw the Assassins Creed Movie Trailer... I did not expect The Spanish Inquisition."