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Joke of the Day
"I am happy to report this vodka works."
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"Q: Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room? A: They have to pull their own pants down."
"What is the opposite of pro? Con. What is the opposite of progress? Congress."
"Last Valentine's day I recieved so many cards from my girlfriends that I couldn't open the front door... Because my wife had the locks changed"
"What do Lewinsky, Monroe, and Reddit have in common? They all went down on a President."
"What do elephants do in the evenings ? Watch elevision !"
"I like my women like I like my antiques. . . Oriental and fragile."
"Books all over the floor..... but I have only my shelf to blame."
"Why does Piglet smell so bad? Because he always plays with Pooh."
"Twitter account is my serious account. The funny one is my bank account."