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Joke of the Day

"A German asks for a martini... ""Dry?"" asks the barman. He replies, ""Nein, just one."""

"Police are looking for a man who refuses to update his PDF reader. He is described as 32, single and has no fixed adobe."

"I used to be extremely afraid of hurdles... but I got over it."

"Q: What did the fisherman say to the card magician? A: Pick a cod, any cod!"

"""Batman, we need your help in Brussels immediately."" ""Worry not, Commissioner, I've already changed my Facebook profile picture."""

"Mrs. Piggy Q. Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey? A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork."

"What's the difference between a fish and a guitar? You can't tuna fish!!!"

"I promise you that there are three types of people in this world. Those who keep their promises, and those who don't."

"With the recent events in the news... My Facebook friends list is starting to look like the French revolution."

"Accidentally ran over my neighbor's cat today & I was scared to tell him to his face so I left a note saying ""curiosity was here"""