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Joke of the Day

"Why is Unidan's current account called UnidanX? It's his tenth alt account."

"What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ? Nothing, The hits keep coming"

"If old people are so wise... How come they always die before everyone else?"

"Why are DJ's so bad at fishing? Because they're always dropping the Bass."

"Why did the French chef commit suicide? he lost his huile d'olive"

"Sally Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally."

"What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen? Activates its shelf destruct sequence. I'll see myself out..."

"What do you call a group of armpit farters? A pit orchestra. Bonus: [World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s](https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)"

"I heard there is a new dating app for paedophiles Kinder is due to be released shortly!"

"I'm so tired, I just typed a tweet into my GPS. It responded with directions to my day job."