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Joke of the Day
"If life gives you melons... you're probably dyslexic."
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"What is your mom's favorite animal? Macaque."
"HILLARY CLINTON: Putin wants a puppet as the US president KERMIT THE FROG: YAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!"
"They say Napoleon got the shakes whenever he put on his uniform... Modern scholars believe he may have had epaulettesy."
"Why didn't the math teacher sin? Cosecant."
"Relationship status: outside my wife's window, holding John Cusack over my head."
"I love standing up.. ..but I can't stand sitting down!"
"haha sucks for women that they have to sit down to poop"
"[Meta] the number of subscribers in this sub is a joke right? Did I miss something?"
"So apparently Curiosity, a Mars rover, found something resembling a mouse... If Mars is suffering from a mouse infestation it's probably because Curiosity killed the cat."