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Joke of the Day
"Felix went to the moon, took 5 photos. She went to the bathroom, took 37 photos."
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"My friend asked me how I got so good at guitar. I told him I'm use to fingering minors."
"Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail."
"Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only fucking yourself!"
"With Hanukkah upon us, how does a Jewish man prepare his tea? Hebrews it."
"What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian? Orientation."
"Two cats are swimming across a river One's name is ""one two three"", and the other's name is ""Un deux trois"". One two three made it across but Un deux trois cat sank"
"What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK? They both make black men run faster."
"TIL Lebanese people are from the fugawi tribe. When they walked out of the airport they said we're the fugawi."
"What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl? It's PAN-demonium!"