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Joke of the Day
"I'm still learning my pronouns... But that is neither here nor there."
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"Miley Cyrus That's the whole joke. though if you want you should google Miley Cyrus--the main picture above her description... wtf"
"""I heard you have unlimited breadsticks?"" Sure do, table for 1? ""Quack!"" Wait a second *trench coat falls, family of ducks run away*"
"What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself? I can't even..."
"2 atoms of helium acting funny ~ HeHe"
"So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra... What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexia Association"
"Another reason I find children so menacing are their tiny little teeth."
"Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? ....because he's married."
"The past, the present and the future walked into a bar.... The situation was tense..."
"NFL catch rules are absurd. ""Even though it looked like he caught it, he hadn't accepted the ball into his heart. Therefore, incomplete."""