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Joke of the Day
"Help, I accidentally ... build a shelf?!? What should I do?"
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"The day before Rosh Hashanah... can be called adam's eve."
"So a Priest says to a Rabbi.... ""Hey, we should go fuck those kids..."" and the Rabbi says: ""Outta what?"""
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? [NSFW] I can't jelly my dick into your mom's ass."
"Earth is indeed bipolar, but it's not a disorder."
"How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb? Two, as always."
"What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon? Kermit's finger."
"Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? The rest are hunt'n peckers."
"What's the difference between Hitler and Trump? Hitler knew when to kill himself."
"Why should you never trust atoms? They make up everything."