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Joke of the Day

"Are you a Nice girl or Good girl?: NICE girls blush when they watch porn, GOOD girls smile cause they know they can do better."

"The chicken Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was to chicken."

"I found a worm on me. And now it's crawling in my skin."

"Turned off autocorrect and I've never been happyer."

"My mum told me I was her third favourite child..... .... I'm an only child"

"Why do burgers run the gauntlet? To test their meattle!"

"FOR CHRISSAKES, GARY - WE JUST ROBBED A DAMN BANK! THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO TEACH YOUR NIECE HOW TO DRIVE!"

"What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms? A maid man."

"""Let's go around the room & name our biggest fears"" SUPERMAN: Kryptonite BATMAN: Bats MARIO: When a turtle slowly walks in my direction"

"Abraham Lincoln is trending. Congrats to his social media team."