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Joke of the Day
"Does Canada even have a president? Or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers?"
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"How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year? They planet!"
"You guys wanna hear a dirty story..... A horse fell in the mud."
"A Priest and a Rabbi are sitting on a Bench... and they see a group of young boys walk by. The Priest says ""Do you want to fuck those kids?"" The Rabbi says ""Out of what?"""
"I wish I was your math homework Then I'd be hard and you'd do me on the desk."
"I Walked In On My Dad Chopping Onions Up One Day... It made me cry. Onions was my favorite dog."
"What's a man's definition of safe sex? A: When his wife's out of town."
"I wonder if poor kids in Africa dream of a white christmas? Like spending time with your whole family, getting tons of Xboxes and play stations. Heaping servings of food, etc."
"What did the doctor say to the prosecutor? You're trying my patients!"
"Bought a new boomerang Can't throw away my old one"