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Joke of the Day

"FOR CHRISSAKES, GARY - WE JUST ROBBED A DAMN BANK! THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO TEACH YOUR NIECE HOW TO DRIVE!"

"We'd have serious problems if Peter Jackson ever became president. He'd look at World Wars I and II and see them as an unfinished trilogy."

"Yo momma so fat, when she stepped on the scale Buzz Lightyear popped up and said ""TO INFINITY... AND BEYOND!"""

"""I was thinking of all the shit I hate, so I made a list of all the shit I hate"" *notices you don't care *adds you to list of shit I hate"

"I found this place online that sells authentic moon rocks. The rocks themselves are really cheap, but the shipping is a bitch."

"What do you call a midget party? ...a little get-together."

"Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? to *whom*."

"Whoever invented knock knock jokes... Should get a no bell prize"

"How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves? They Rocked their doors."

"Help! My Wife left me for my best friend And I miss him..."