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Joke of the Day
"How do you reject a French girl? Just say neaux."
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"I was driving today... And saw a sign that said, ""Steamed Crabs"". I began to wonder: ""What made them so mad?"""
"ME: ""I'll have a rum & coke."" HIM: ""I can't serve you."" ME: ""Because I'm too drunk?"" HIM: ""No. 'cause this is a hardware store."""
"What's the fastest drink in the world ? Sonic the eggnog."
"THERAPIST: what's wrong? WIFE: he speaks in typos ME: EVERYTHING IS JUST FIND BRENDA! THERAPIST: ok maybe we should take 5 ME: food idea"
"[Therapist's Waiting Room] ME: you're gonna bring up that I always try to predict the future aren't you WIFE: yup ME: I knew it!"
"Where do Knights get their armour? The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10."
"Books vs. Mexicans Q: What do books have that Mexicans don't? A: Papers."
"Donald Trump walks into a mexican resturant jk. he doesn't..."
"Yo mama is so poor... ... ducks throw bread at her."