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Joke of the Day
"How many drums does it take to make a good ska band? Nobody knows."
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"If Trump divorces Melania while in office... Will she rule half the country?"
"ZOMBIE MOM: Brains for dinner! TEEN ZOMBIE: Again?!? [slamming bedroom door] I wish I was alive!!"
"Yelp Review: Babies Cute at first, but then screamy like angry pterodactyls. There is literally poop everywhere. Would not recommend."
"Today TO DO list: 1) vacuum huge spider in living room 2) panic 3)throw vacuum cleaner outside 4)buy new spiderless vacuum"
"A penguin talks his snowmobile in to get fixed. The mechanic takes a look at it and says ""looks like you blew a seal."" penguin replies ""no, that's just frosting on my lip."""
"Knock knock... Knock knock. Who's there? r/news. r/news who? [deleted]"
"If I play my cards right... I Can become a Pro pokerplayer"
"Are you gluten or something? Because you're inbred"
"What is the best part about duct tape? It can turn ""no, no, no!"" Into ""mmm, mmm, mmm"""