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Joke of the Day

"ted cruz looks like he puts ketchup all over his fries instead dipping them"

"www.google.corn"

"""Something's keeping me from masturbating,"" the young woman confided to her doctor. ""I can't quite put my finger on it."""

"Having problems with my low-libido S.O., but last night she finally took one for the team! But when she got home she was completely exhausted and still didn't want to have sex with me."

"A piece of fruit held up a bank and stole some money. It was a strobbery."

"What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it? Who are these iron-mouthed warriors?"

"People need to stop acting like animals have the same emotions as humans... ...they hate it when we do that."

"Did you hear about the fly on the toilet seat? It was Saturn by Uranus."

"My girlfriend is like root(-1) She's the one, but does not exist."

"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."