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Joke of the Day

"Why do Puerto ricans have so many kids? Because pulling out is work!!!"

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"Cow jokes What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs? lean beef"
"Reddit, here's a tasteless joke I recently heard from a bum who goes by the name, ""Joke Man"" What do you call two gay guys named Bob? Oral Roberts!"
"What's the difference between a slab of meat and someone who hates high school students? One's protein, the other's anti-teen."
"What did the Klansman say to the Muslim? Psst...Who washes your ... sheets?"
"[Ouija board in Starbucks] ""Speak to me spirits"" O M G H A V E U S E E N W H A T K R I S T Y I S W E A R I N G G R O S S"
"Why do cowgirls have bow-legs? Because cowboys always eat with their hats on."
"Diff Good Girl & Bad Girl What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home."
"WHAT DO WE WANT? The ability to ask different questions WHAT DO WE WANT? See this is what we were talking about"
"What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot? Cha-chink!"