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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a slab of meat and someone who hates high school students? One's protein, the other's anti-teen."

"How many Mexicans does it take to... ...Oh shit, they're done"

"Did you hear about the man who couldn't keep his herb garden under control? He had bad thyme management."

"What do vegetarian zombies want? Graaaaiiiiinss!"

"I recently opened a company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats Prophets are going through the roof"

"The world is secretly run by old men playing chess in the park"

"Just used the ""f word"" over on FB so I'm waiting for the villagers with their torches, axes, whatever those people use."

"My crazy neighbor claims she was robbed last night. I know she is crazy because I found all her medication as I was breaking into her house."

"What do you call a car that grants wishes A Lamborgenie"

"I was going to have sex with my xbox but.. It made me microsoft"