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Joke of the Day

"[Ouija board in Starbucks] ""Speak to me spirits"" O M G H A V E U S E E N W H A T K R I S T Y I S W E A R I N G G R O S S"

"Where does Darth Vader go shopping? The Darth mall! haha, funny joke."

"What's green, has 6 legs and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table..."

"What did the Palestinians do to honour Yasser Arafat when he died? They gave him a 21 stone salute!"

"I bet you I could stop gambling."

"Did you hear about the terrorist comedian? He bombed on stage."

"You're not old until a teenager describes you as middle-aged."

"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks him, ""Where did you get that thing?"" Parrot says, ""Africa."""

"Raise the roof! The roof is on fire! Hit the club! Bust those moves! Burning the dance floor! - RL partying sounds so violent"

"Theodore Roosevelt had sage words for men needing dating advice. Speak softly and have a big dick."