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Joke of the Day

"Why do cowgirls have bow-legs? Because cowboys always eat with their hats on."

"Why can't a feminist shoot a gun? They can't handle the triggers."

"What's the best think about leaving California? No more Mexican food and anal sex on Tuesdays."

"I consider anything that doesn't fit in the dishwasher to be for one time use."

"A man goes to the pharmacy to buy condoms. The pharmacist asks: Do you need a bag? He answers: She isn't that ugly!"

"What's the difference between a potato and a chickpea? You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you."

"I just got off the phone with my mother. She called 12 years ago."

"My dad used to beat me... At tic-tac-toe."

"Someone had the audacity to delete every version of Microsoft Office from my computer. I have no Words."

"What did the 8 say to infinity? Come on man, get up!"