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Joke of the Day

"Never answer an anonymous letter."

"Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change colour? It had a reptile dysfunction."

"Did you hear? Sting was kidnapped! The Police still have no lead."

"Sometimes I think we're all going to be okay. Other times I read Yahoo Answers."

"They could put nuclear missile launch codes in porn movie end credits and they'd still be perfectly safe."

"Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to instil good table manners in her girls? She told them that a well brought girl never crumbles her bread or rolls in her soup."

"So Jared Fogle was actually reported to have been spotted at a local Macy's. He heard Boys pant were half off."

"Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary? He was Haydn."

"Never marry a tennis player... Love means nothing to them."

"How is making cheese like invading Syria? You get some Kurds in the way."