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Joke of the Day
"Never answer an anonymous letter."
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"What do you call a chocolate cake?? A dindonuffin muffin"
"I almost got ran over by joggers. I saved myself by pretending to be a stop light. I got away while they jogged in place."
"How many teenage girls does it take to screw..... in a lightbulb? Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her."
"What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza? A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five."
"It's 80 degrees in San Francisco today. Girls are wearing skirts so short you can almost see their dicks."
"putting a sweater on your dog?? lol what's next, another harmless thing that only bothers me because i'm lonely"
"What's green, has 6 legs and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table..."
"It's like trying run the BostonMarathon with Siamese Twins... They're both pulling in different directions"
"Hey do you mind if I play your street fighter game? SHORYUKEN!"