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Joke of the Day

"What did the bra say to the hat? ""You go on a head, I'm gonna give these two a lift."""

"""if theres a spicy brown mustard, why not a spicy brown ketchup?"" The wise man smiled. ""my friend, the condiment you seek is Barbecue Sauce"""

"Him: Your body is like poetry Me: That's so nice! H: A haiku M:.. H: Little on the top, big in the middle, little on the bottom M: Just stop"

"I feel bad for women who say finding true love is the best experience in life. They've obviously never found their bra size on clearance."

"Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue? Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!"

"Meant to text a girl ""Wanna hang?"" Wrote ""Wanna gang?"" She wrote ""Sure."" I've got some serious decisions to make."

"Stop trying to make small talk with me in an elevator. It's 2013, .... Stare at your phone like a normal person."

"I hate the word ""chicks"". Can we politely call them LADIES. Women, please.. Ladies nuts on your chin ;)))))))"

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Poison the fish, he'll eat for a lifetime."

"Jesus at the Last Supper. Jesus: *breaks bread* - This is my body! *holds a glass of wine* - This is my blood. *starts to open a jar of mayo* Judas: Sorry Jesus, I will have to stop you there."