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Joke of the Day
"What did the bra say to the hat? ""You go on a head, I'm gonna give these two a lift."""
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"THERAPIST: Ever had a job? ME: I once worked at a zoo T: Great! & what did you take from that? ME: Definitely not a penguin T: What M: What"
"""What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?"" -inventor of Lucky Charms"
"Apparently someone in London gets stabbed every 72 seconds, Poor bastard."
"Why does the U.S. Navy use powdered soap? It takes longer to pick up."
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"What do you call a 2 with a fat ass? A 3"