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Joke of the Day

"Stop trying to make small talk with me in an elevator. It's 2013, .... Stare at your phone like a normal person."

"If cavemen had Twitter we would still not have fire."

"Two forks... Two forks were flying and one of them crashed. You know why? Because forks can't fly. Two cows were flying and one of them crashed. You know why? He got a fork in his eye."

"I'm not a big fan of loud music I guess its just not my forte"

"I like my women how I like my milk... Rich, white, and 2% fat"

"Suzy Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set? She has no arms... Knock knock? Who's there? Not Suzy"

"Why did Ken and Barbie never have any kids? Ken always came in a different box."

"What's Hitler's favorite species of shark? The Great White."

"Dear girls, not every guy is in love with you, sometimes they like your prettier friend and need your help."

"3 mods walk into a strip club [removed]"