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Joke of the Day

"I feel bad for women who say finding true love is the best experience in life. They've obviously never found their bra size on clearance."

"Hear about the state-of-the-art amputation device? All I know is it's pretty cutting edge..."

"Why can't Ganondorf use the Internet? There's too many Links."

"As a kid i looked up to Bill Nye the science guy, but as of today after learning about him i will probably look down on him. And people at my level would agree. I'm 6'3 and he is 6 feet tall."

"Mexican Magician There was a Mexican Magician standing on the stage. He said, ""On the count of three, I will make myself disappear!"" ""Uno!"" ""Dos!"" POOF! He disappeared without a tres!"

"It's such a beautiful day I had to open the window while I watched TV."

"Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much? They love to pump kin."

"Musicians are perverts. The drummer sits in the back beating it, the guitarist is constantly fingering minors, the bassist is slapping it around, and they all like the pianist."

"A joke I tried to make about the difference between British and American government. (Bad language) One of our politicians fucked a pig's head All of your politicians are pig headed fuckers"

"I suffer from a rare condition called OCDC, which forces me to salute all of those who are about to rock."