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Joke of the Day

"Shout out to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets."

"In high school, everyone used to call me the class clown it was probably because of the face paint."

"No autocorrect, I do not want to organism all over his face."

"Did you hear about the gay Irish Dentists? Ben Dover and Phil Mcavity!"

"Weird how people say that gay marriage will lead to people marrying dogs, but the 2nd amendment is never gonna give dogs guns."

"How do you kiss a florist? With tulips."

"How do you double the price of a Fiat? Fill the tank"

"Christiano Ronaldo races with himself. Who won? No one. They both came second."

"GF Trying to Find a 32 Bit version of MS Office. ""WTF, there is no 32 bit version. They are all 64 bit or x86."""

"Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth? And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?"