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Joke of the Day
"How do you double the price of a Fiat? Fill the tank"
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"Why Wasn't Hitler Allowed to Host Jeapoardy? He kept asking the contestants if their answers were their final solution."
"UPS guy just acted like he'd never seen anyone answer the door in a super hero cape & a straw farmer hat."
"How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's a hardware problem."
"My boyfriend and I are into role playing-I pretend to be hotter and skinnier and he pretends not to be a Nigerian teen in an Internet cafe ."
"I was arrested for washing my pants without taking the cash out of my pockets. They charged me for laundering money."
"You can make up any word you want in conversation and if you use it in a dilsationary way, people rarely question the meaning."
"Be yourself. Except you, cauliflower, you have to pretend to be other food."
"What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant? Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York."
"Q: How do you find Will Smith in the snow? A: You look for the fresh prints! I'll show myself out y'all"